Dr. Lorn Hoson, known only as “Biggs Demonius” to a certain discreet circle of friends, is known as “Biggs Demonius” by this discreet circle of friends because he packs a massively thick eighteen incher. What these friends don’t know is that Dr. Hoson was not born with this most impressive of endowments. Using hundreds of thousands in ill-gotten grants and the cutting edge facilities at the University of San Diego, Dr. Hoson combined samples of his own neck skin with stem cells from unborn goats to create a perfect stygian package.