Winchester Remington is the most formidable man in existence.

One time he wrestled Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt never had Polio.

One time he incited revolution in Asia.
Over 70 million people died.

One time he suggested a woman leave her husband.
She did and he never even gave her the eye.

After a long life of drink and poetry, he shot himself.
This photograph was taken immediately afterwards.