Torpedo Renault and Dildo "Ned" Sunrise are two of the best known, most loved, and violently envied men in all of the Western world. These jet setting entrepreneurs made their first million at the combined age of seventeen only days after unveiling the party line and unleashing Freddy Freaker's Freak Fone on an unsuspecting America. Since, success has been all but guaranteed.

Update: It's rumored that bad blood has risen between these powerful men, as this photograph taken at their ancestral estate is the last known in which both are pictured together.