Brad Rimmer abbreviated resume:

Career History and Accomplishments

Former professional wrestler, hair stylist, comedian, singer for rock
band Dream Theater. Currently working on earning an MBA from
University of Phoenix Online.

Job Skills

Skilled at learning new concepts quickly, multi-tasking, and
communicating ideas clearly and effectively. Enjoys working
as a team member.

Pertinent Memberships and Affiliations

Never Forget Owen Hart fan club, WCW emeritus therapy group,
Netflix Mature subscriber.