A sample of one of many soul-crushing profiles at the new and poorly-veiled fetish forum catfancierssmeet.com:

ProfileName: KatSkratchFeva69
Sign: Capricorn (careful we're fiesty! heheh raow!)
Favorite Films: Garfield 2- A Tale of Two Kitties
Interests: Sexualizing animals to express my own inner turmoil.